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Publisher’s Note

And now for the 10 Worst Cricket Jokes…

Cricket as a game stirs a lot of emotional turmoil, ● Why is a bad fielder always feeling healthy and
whether we win or lose. Compiled in this issue are free of illness? They don’t catch anything.
10 of the worst losses suffered by Indian cricket ● When is the only time a batsman feels he is out?
and to balance the sad sagas, here are 10 of the On a Saturday night.
worst cricket jokes, compiled by me: ● Two school friends who were also cricket
● Why didn’t the cricket team believe their captain? enthusiasts used to meet every Sunday in the park.
He had a very silly point. One of them said to the other: whoever dies first
● What’s the difference between Cinderella and a will come and whisper to the other, whether cricket
batsman who keeps nicking off? is being played in heaven. After a few months one
Cinderella knew when to leave the ball. of them passed away and whispered to his friend
There is no sport that accepts a diverse range of John: I have good news and bad news, John says,
body types like cricket does… tell me the good news first, yes, there is cricket
… Fine legs, square legs and short legs. being played in heaven. And what is the bad news,
● What is a batsman’s least favourite bird? asked John. His friend replied: you are opening the
Duck. innings on Friday.
● Why is it safe to get on with a cricketer after a Best wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Healthy
night out? and Happy New Year! Thank you for your support.
They always wear protection.
● Why are fielders in the deep so well-behaved?
They know their boundaries and will try to stay
within them.
● Why are cricketers so good at ironing shirts? Vickram Sethi
They know how to spot a crease. Publisher and Editor-in-Chief

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