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Butter chicken is one of the binding forces of Punjabis everywhere
 India and those living abroad is the accent   chana and you are pretending as your farts
 and the hilarious mixture of English and   smells of almonds.
 Punjabi for example, main sleep litatusi vi   Earthy as they may be, the Punjabis live
 sleep lo (I have slept why don’t you also have   for today. Finally, not to forget their ability
 a nap). Tusi do weeknavasteaaye ho? (Have   to use their second language, BC MC etc,
 you come for two weeks?)   in the most creative way to spice up the
 The Bhangra and chicken tikka masala   conversation. It gets only better with a few
 is yet another Punjabi contribution to   pegs. Only in Punjabi is there a saying -
 international culture. Irrespective where   aaj kha, kalkhuda, let’s live for today and
 they are, they play this music and even the   tomorrow God will take care of us.
 80-year-old aunts and uncles would get up
 to dance.
 Nobody beats Punjabi when it comes to shit
 and fart jokes. We even have shit and fart
 proverbs, these are commonly used
 1. Sanayakaan goo tegirdahai- The wise
 crow always falls on shit.This is referred to
 someone who is arrogant and meets a sad
 end.
 2. Due vich goo naitekawanucitiyan - This
 is referred to people who show off, meaning
 you have no shit in your bum and yet you
 call out to the crows to eat a feast.   Besides the naach-gaana, the main point of a Punjabi wed-
 3. Khaane chole tepabbadamade – You ate   ding is to find out who is still unmarried, and why


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