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Rabindranath Tagore is the ultimate secret weapon of the Bengali
will be implacable enemies. All Commies, and talent and generosity. But he belongs
all highly intellectual (ahem) and all on to us. You know who I mean. Rabindranath
different sides of the Left field. Tagore. Beat that! Have another ro-sho-go-llo
The Bengali trump card is, you know it, on me!
kalchaar. We have more kalchaar than
anyone else, sometimes more than everyone
else put together. We are supremely clever
with our “culture”. Many parts of the rest of
India have classical traditions in music and
dance and language far older and of higher
levels than in Bengal. Heh. But no one has
marketed the idea of being cultured better
than Bengal. Art and arty, that’s how the
Non-Bengali world sees us. And who are we
to complain? Just hide the uncultured goons
when anyone comes to visit and pull out the
artistic hand gestures, handloom silk saris
and flowing dhotis, no?
But we have one secret weapon that
completely determines our Bengaliness.
And separates the Non-Bengalis from us. The Coffee House on Kolkata’s College Street, where political
Many may lay claim and share in his vision discussions flow as freely as the beverage

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