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He even tried his hand at screenwriting
with “Valli” in 1993. Suresh Krissna’s
“Baashha” in 1995 became a landmark film,
turning Rajinikanth into a demi-god for
Tamil audiences. He has continued to act
ever since, with recent films like “Kabali”
and “2.0” proving his enduring popularity.
His next film will be Coolie.
Top 10 Rajinikanth Jokes lifting himself up. He’s pushing the earth
down.
• There is no such thing as evolution, it’s
just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth
allowed to live.
• Rajinikanth can divide by zero. The
answer? Whatever he wants it to be.
• Google doesn’t fear Skynet, they fear
Rajinikanth accidentally hitting the search
button.
• If you spell “Rajinikanth” wrong on
Google, it doesn’t say “Did you mean
•Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. Time Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run
waits for him. while you still have the chance.”
•Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, • Rajinikanth can sing a lullaby so
that’s why there are no signs of life there. powerful, it can put the world to sleep.
•Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea. (It was (Except maybe himself)
very much alive before he arrived) • Tears don’t come out of Rajinikanth’s
•When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t eyes. Victories do.
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