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the corporate competition is difficult. order, they dine and in between a flower
• Lazy and work-shirkers as they got a taste seller places a rose on the table, just like
of free money dished out by governments he did on the other tables and comes back
for unemployment. for the two pounds, when she returns the
Yes, the situation for 80% of the world is rose saying ‘no, thank you’ he takes it and
grim. leaves. Nothing unusual.
While the well-heeled are unaffected, the It’s time to pay the bill, my friend reaches
rest of the world who sees them, definitely for her big handbag which she had slung
want a piece of this free pie. on the backrest of her chair, only to find
How are they going to get that iPhone 13, the handles and no bag attached to it. She
or a limited edition bag or the most coveted immediately raised an alarm, asked for
prize: a wad of cash? the restaurant manager who shrugged his
Where do the homeless, the immigrants shoulders. They went outside to report to
living in shelters or just the jobless get their the police who were hovering around only
daily bread? to get a response that this is a very common
They form gangs, thing and they would need to go to the
They train to be suave pickpockets, bold police station and file a complaint, which
muggers and daylight thieves and excellent could take any number of days, months or
bikers. even years. Leave alone the unhelpfulness
They survey the posh (supposedly safe) of the restaurant staff, the police, the
areas, the restaurants, the shops, and the trauma of dealing with cancellation of all
houses in which the swish set hang. credit cards, cash gone, expensive bag gone
The crime rate is at its peak and expected or remembering what else was in the bag?
to peak further later this year. Plus having to reach home without a pound
A couple of my friends have been targeted on you. It’s out of your control.
by this crime and have relayed a first-hand Lesson learnt: carry a bag that will fit on
account of either getting pickpocketed in a your lap, under your dinner napkin. Do
restaurant, mugged or home theft. not carry important documents like your
passport, ID. Limit the cash you carry
around and stick to one credit card, maybe
two as a backup.
As recent as three weeks ago, another
group of friends were returning home
from an evening show at the cinema. Just a
15-minute walk to home, the crisp weather
and saving on the exorbitant Uber cab ride.
The chatty group embarked on their short
trip home. Suddenly a biker slowed down
So, the family was at a restaurant in the near them, yanked the phone out of the
heart of London, Al Hambra in Mayfair trouser pocket of one of the guys and sped
to be precise, police cars lurking around off. In a flash of a moment, it was all over,
the safe area. The restaurant has just three before he could even react, the biker was
tables waited upon, not full at all. They long gone.
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