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the mind is willing
For people experiencing more and more ‘senior moments’, online gratification is
probably best. By Kersie Gandhi
Then Hormones’, the muscle that porn excites has
Porn then was simply a ‘State of Existence’ for relocated itself between the ears. The target has
most male teenagers. moved a fair distance upwards; the targeting has
A red haze of ever-present lust; the inability to not. Internet porn sites are easy to find and many
focus on anything other than the ever throbbing are free to watch. And, older men, especially, are
fiery lump in one’s pants that blocked out quick to take advantage of the variety of internet
every emotion other than hunger; the utter porn available today.
helplessness in grappling with the Demon Since many porn sites are free, they easily fall
named ‘Raging Hormones’ aka “Electric Hips”; within the budget of older men. These sites
the willingness to hump anything even vaguely offer an ever-changing variety that will attract
female, to name a few of the symptoms that made the male brain. From the male’s perspective,
sure everything was porn. variety is the spice of life. The male becomes
Even the subject ‘Vitamins & Hormones’ was tired quickly after having sexual relations with a
viewed as a porn statement, in that one couldn’t single female. Just like reading the same old girly
hear a Vitamin but one could hear a Hormone. magazine again and again is simply boring.
It was a time of life when every swaying hip or But the internet is an entirely different matter. A
pigtail, every photograph of a filmi siren, even the male will revive quickly when presented with a
humble doughnut could cause flushing, sweating new female. This variety is what makes internet
and heavy breathing. porn sites so stimulating and addicting for males.
It is left to the imagination of the reader, what A new scene with new actors is presented to keep
effect an hour viewing the Khajuraho pics would male viewers excited and glued to the screen.
have had. Playboy sent more young boys rushing When nothing is left to the imagination, porn just
to the loo than all the Purgolax ever made. leaves me with an inferiority complex. I mean,
In retrospect, it was a colossal waste of energy if I merely wanted to see a charging stud with
but we were truly alive then. Youth is truly his equipment hanging to his knees, I’d visit the
wasted on the young. racecourse and feel some excitement along with
actually having a chance of coming up a winner!
Now - Grandpa watching porn Unfortunately for me the mind is willing but the
Alas! In the absence of the Demon ‘Raging flesh is not (sorry Shakespeare).
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