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A jug-eared prince, eared prince,
A jug-
a pantomime villain, and now:
a pantomime villain, and now:
a caretak
a caretaker kinger king
At 74, most men in England would be planting tomatoes or cabbages and enjoying
their pints. At 74, Charles is a caretaker King, writes Vickram Sethi
In a moment of reckless driving, Prince King Charles III was crowned on May 6,
Charles ran over one of the queen’s dogs. 2023 at Westminster Abbey, in an event full
He was convinced that this would end any of all the pageantry Britain could muster.
hopes of his ever becoming the king. Just Enrobed clergymen handed over the
then he remembered that on a visit to Saudi medieval symbols of power — the rod, the
Arabia he was gifted with a bottle that scepter and the orb. Brass bands and soldiers
had genie. He was told that the genie once in bearskin hats trooped through the streets.
released from the bottle would only fulfil one And the new king and queen ended the day
wish. Charles got out that bottle and asked on the balcony of Buckingham Palace to
the genie to make the dog alive again. The wave to cheering crowds.
genie said, “I am sorry we don’t look into The purpose behind the pomp, the
matters of life and death.” Charles then asked pageantry was to buttress the Crown’s
if he could make Camilla beautiful, the Genie foundations and show that the people of the
had one look at Camilla and said let’s look United Kingdom still support their monarch.
at the dog again. In Hindi, we have a very It was a celebration as well as a test of how
appropriate saying “Jab pyyar hua gadhi se the public sees the new sovereign.
to Pari kya Cheez hai“ (If you fall in love with “A lot of critics around the world especially
a female donkey, then what’s a beautiful from the Commonwealth countries, the
fairy). Asian, the African, and the Caribbean, where
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